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"Hello teen boy, what about girls do you find attractive?"

"Boobs."

"This wasn't very helpful."

The general pattern of a San Diego season in wins and losses over Rivers' career:

I really don't get why some guys are so fucking weirded out by periods and all that goes along with them. I buy tampons for my wife all the time and agree that nobody is paying attention or giving a shit. And period sex can be great. It requires a little more cleanup afterward, but whatever. That being said, I've

The ankle bracelet doesn't have that kind of range.

You certainly don't have time to watch all of this...

Its a possibility you got duped by people lacking artistic integrity.

Yup, these are his readers.

Ugh, Columbia. What a bunch of Cocks.

If you are picking up women at a playground, probably best to ask their age.

And he'll sneak-watch First Takewhen I'm not around and then try to convince me that Stephen A. Smith has some interesting things to say.

I'm not around and then try to convince me that Stephen A. Smith has some interesting things to say. (He doesn't.)

I know plenty of people where grad school hasn't worked out for them. Just more debt and still back to square one when it comes to job prospects afterwards (needing experience, not schooling, so still entry level).

Since when is it mandatory? The only part of a wedding that's mandatory is the actual marriage.

I am not willing to go into more debt. There's no Bank of Mom and Dad to contribute.

this gal's wedding barely cost me more than a grand because i didn't want a wedding. my husband and i had almost no savings, and i would have rather eloped. my mother couldn't bear the thought of her only daughter not having a beautiful wedding, so my parents paid for a majority of it. anyone else have a wedding just

After this, I'm convinced that if Jose Mourinho interviewed the Gallagher brothers (or vice versa), it might be the greatest event in human history.....

I think we can all agree that Bill Walton is living his best life.

i tell people that i needed to lose weight because my doctor told me i was going to die and that usually shuts them up from saying stupid shit

We shame for bad photoshop.

When will people learn to layer? Especially if you're making your ass bigger. 1. make copy. 2. make ass bigger. 3. use magnetic lasso to crop self 4. layer on top of original 5. seriously it's much less obvious than wavy walls and i know you have the time since you bothered to photoshop at

To illustrate his point, Teixeira fell to the ground and feigned an injury.