“I wanted to say goodbye before I left so I walked right into the ladies’ room, opened the stall door, and extended my hand in Christian fellowship.”

Was watching this last night and commented that David should thank the producers for coming up with such a nice idea for Shannon.

Big deal.

Yeah, but have they boned since the engagement? Literally the only question I have about these two.

I have no problem with shouting “fucking asshole” at the guy who was being a precious dickhead about his car.

Yellow Submarine

It seems obvious to me that there’s plenty of water under the surface of Mars and the places where it comes out are just gaps in the sandtrout membrane. You’re welcome, scientists.

Haha, noted.

1. They’re right that Hillary Clinton’s speaking voice is a far cry from the mellifluous timbre of a songbird. I would not buy any albums she recorded.

Thank you. This forever.

I’m gonna be so mad if it turns out that she’s taking the pic with her iPhone or something.

That 22-year-old Trainor has chosen not to vote in the two elections (2012 and 2014)

I bet treating black people like people would cheer them up a shitload.

And most of the people shot by the police were Christians! Christian Lives Matter!

People voluntarily choose to be members of this organization. Like, you can be or not be a member of any religion, and people CHOOSE this one.

You understand that I was literally talking about owning the physical device that is a TV, right?

I own a TV because it’s the best way to watch TV shows and movies. I can even sit and watch with other people if I want, and nobody has to crane their neck or tilt the screen just so. Your laptops and tablets are a shit way to watch content and you know it, ya pricks.

#notallcocks*

Let’s see the baptism certificate.

You are a monster.