“I wanted to say goodbye before I left so I walked right into the ladies’ room, opened the stall door, and extended my hand in Christian fellowship.”

Was watching this last night and commented that David should thank the producers for coming up with such a nice idea for Shannon.

Big deal.

Yeah, but have they boned since the engagement? Literally the only question I have about these two.

I have no problem with shouting “fucking asshole” at the guy who was being a precious dickhead about his car.

Yellow Submarine

Haha, noted.

1. They’re right that Hillary Clinton’s speaking voice is a far cry from the mellifluous timbre of a songbird. I would not buy any albums she recorded.

Thank you. This forever.

That 22-year-old Trainor has chosen not to vote in the two elections (2012 and 2014)

I bet treating black people like people would cheer them up a shitload.

And most of the people shot by the police were Christians! Christian Lives Matter!

People voluntarily choose to be members of this organization. Like, you can be or not be a member of any religion, and people CHOOSE this one.

#notallcocks*

Let’s see the baptism certificate.

Nah, they were seated at the other end of the stadium (and I was in the upper deck anyway).

Absolutely.

Kessell?

Read. The. Whole. Post.

I never watched any of the Bachelor/Bachelorette until this season and I’m shocked to find out how boring it is.