Reality TV?

What the fuck is her sales pitch for why she should be President? She’s only known for one thing, and that thing is managing to climb the corporate ladder right up to the level where she failed miserably in a way that negatively impacted the lives of hundreds of thousands of people.*

Improbably, I came to say almost exactly that.

I think the real story here is that she ordered a small pizza to share between like 4 people.

And it curtails the best bar arguments that used to ramble on for hours, too.

Yeah, who the fuck did those jurors think they were to just go around determining fault like that?

I’m pretty sure it does give you the right to antagonize people. This is not to say that you should exercise that right, but you’ve got it.

I will hold a thousand exhibits in solidarity with the Charlie Hebdo editorial staff.

Oh my God do you think by the time I die it’ll be possible to have a gravestone that displays currently trending topics on Twitter?

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

I need details, Barry. Specifically, which bar I need to avoid.

It’s very simple. Nobody on the Democratic side wants to declare because none of them can beat Hillary Clinton and they know it. The POTUS is a black man and the nominee will be a woman. Sounds like they’re doing a pretty good job of getting women and minorities in office to me.

Just did some research and her hair definitely looks like a butt.

If you compete at enough things that hardly anyone does you’ll eventually be the world champion of something. A crown is a crown, my friends.

Oh my god the schadenfreude feels so fucking good. I could live on this sensation alone.*

Eliminate all audience testing and focus groups. They just move things toward a generic middle ground. If you lack the judgment to make/supervise/approve programming that is worth putting on, you should be in a different business.

Hard to believe that the people who think spelling it ‘womyn’ is making an intelligent statement could possibly be ignorant in other ways, too.

It’s not that people don’t care about audio quality - it’s that the difference between Tidal’s audio quality and its competitors is negligible to all but the most discerning ears with access to excellent audio equipment.

“If we can’t play decent football in this town, nobody will.” - the 49ers

I didn’t even read this. I just scrolled down, looked at the pictures, and laughed. It’s perfect. It’s all perfect.