I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

I need details, Barry. Specifically, which bar I need to avoid.

It’s very simple. Nobody on the Democratic side wants to declare because none of them can beat Hillary Clinton and they know it. The POTUS is a black man and the nominee will be a woman. Sounds like they’re doing a pretty good job of getting women and minorities in office to me.

Just did some research and her hair definitely looks like a butt.

If you compete at enough things that hardly anyone does you’ll eventually be the world champion of something. A crown is a crown, my friends.

Oh my god the schadenfreude feels so fucking good. I could live on this sensation alone.*

Hard to believe that the people who think spelling it ‘womyn’ is making an intelligent statement could possibly be ignorant in other ways, too.

It’s not that people don’t care about audio quality - it’s that the difference between Tidal’s audio quality and its competitors is negligible to all but the most discerning ears with access to excellent audio equipment.

“If we can’t play decent football in this town, nobody will.” - the 49ers

I didn’t even read this. I just scrolled down, looked at the pictures, and laughed. It’s perfect. It’s all perfect.

Mine was a company trying to sell personalized sweatshirts that said [MY NAME] BLOOD RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS and featured a crowned skull with wings.

My last Instagram post was a screen shot of a targeted ad from Facebook that struck me as odd, so probably not. #cooldude

She’s not evil. From what I understand, she was scared.

This is either frightening because she actually believes what she’s saying or because our political climate is such that she can cynically say crazy dog whistle shit like this and know that there are no repercussions.

I’m a bit of a ham, yes.

Parma really needs to work on curing its racism problem. #prosciuttojokes

Yeah, it’s gotta be hard for that powerful man to meet people who’d be willing to fuck him and don’t represent a direct conflict of interest. People are just repelled by power.

Hating on brunch is just bizarre. Every single thing that people have to say about brunch applies to eating in restaurants generally.

They’re keeping the story/character details under tight wraps but it takes place 30 years after Jedi. So much later, obviously.

Don’t be too hard on her guys. After all, she’s just a woman.