I think it’s one of those things they’re supposed to do if they have suspicions as opposed to being the rule with every patient.

There are lots of ways to pass the time, but there is only one SEX!!!!!*

Game 7 of the 2006 NLCS. The called third strike on Beltran that ended the game and season. I wish he swung at that pitch.*

I have no idea if any of what you said is true where you live, but if that's the case then I feel sorry for you. Bad tap water is a shitty cross to bear.

Yes!

Why? Just because the acting is mostly terrible and the dialog is 80% exposition? You're* such a snob.

As a fan of not particularly clever inside jokes, I love that the various L&O franchises have been using Hudson University for almost 25 years now.

I love this story and want your coins.

I was going to say that the oldest thing I have is an Animal Crackers tin I've been keeping change in for as long as I can remember...

I mean, someone should probably have stopped that from happening though. ;)

I'm only saying they would concede the point, not that many of them wouldn't like to.

The crazy thing to me about these religious liberty people is that I'm sure most of them would agree that it should be against the law to discriminate based on race or gender. THIS IS THE SAME THING, YOU DUMBFUCKS.

Do they actually sell religious paraphernalia at this pizza place? That is one of the weirdest fucking things I've ever seen.

Seems pretty much in line with what I'd expect from privileged idiots who'd bother with April Fools pranks, so...April Fools? I hope? Sort of?

Immediately after his performance, Neil was rushed to the hospital where doctors had to kick start his heart.

Her inner goddess has gas.

I'd think you'd want to keep teeth out of it altogether.

"So Justin - how'd you get Lorne Michaels to lend you the outfit from Dick In A Box?"

It's a miracle!

Hamilton writes for Deadspin now?