I'm only saying they would concede the point, not that many of them wouldn't like to.

The crazy thing to me about these religious liberty people is that I'm sure most of them would agree that it should be against the law to discriminate based on race or gender. THIS IS THE SAME THING, YOU DUMBFUCKS.

Do they actually sell religious paraphernalia at this pizza place? That is one of the weirdest fucking things I've ever seen.

Seems pretty much in line with what I'd expect from privileged idiots who'd bother with April Fools pranks, so...April Fools? I hope? Sort of?

Immediately after his performance, Neil was rushed to the hospital where doctors had to kick start his heart.

Her inner goddess has gas.

I'd think you'd want to keep teeth out of it altogether.

"So Justin - how'd you get Lorne Michaels to lend you the outfit from Dick In A Box?"

Hamilton writes for Deadspin now?

Pre-menopausal women do aquacise classes?

I'm not a squeamish person by any stretch, but I have no interest in public pools for many of the reasons listed above. I would rather go to the beach*, take a cold shower, or just sit around sweating in front of a fan.

Last year it spoke out publicly against a proposed amendment backing gay marriage

Performing Beach Boys songs, actually. They were the first band that I was super duper into.

This may or may not be extremely close to the inner fantasy life of a 10-year-old R2.

For real though, this memes shit is heinous. Especially since I know that people aren't talking about delightful memes that take hold organically, but rather those dumb and unoriginal image macros that get called memes. GTFO with that garbage. Write your own jokes, people.

Thanks for the advice.

I lift weights regularly and generally do full body workouts. I'm thinking about switching to an upper body/lower body split, but holy hell the Ganges of Broscience is a real thing. It's damn near impossible to just get clear cut advice on the internet.

This is some bullshit.

I like to put my own special sauce on the bed sheets, thank you very much.

If I'm running against her in the next election this is basically my entire campaign.