That was as fun to watch as Girls. Take this comment however you like.

I opened a Christmas gift with a glittery ribbon like 3 months ago and I'm still finding bits of glitter in random places. That shit's no joke.

Is she passing gas? Full-on pooping? What the hell is going on there?

Ok, sure. You're right that women shouldn't worry about what men find attractive, but they do. Just like men worry about what women find attractive. We're all just humans and we all get preoccupied with shit that it might be better if we didn't.

I think many men grow out of this, yes. The cultural ideal certainly remains in place, and usually falls within the spectrum of what most men find attractive as they mature. But as they grow and change and know themselves better, they begin to recognize what appeals to them personally and worry less about what other…

The problem with asking teenage boys what they find attractive is that they don't even know. They're still at a stage where they only consider girls who they think their friends will deem acceptable. I think that you'll find there's much more diversity in what grown men find attractive than what teen boys do.

Saying they just like boobs makes teen boys sound one dimensional and shallow. They also like butts.

Does she know this happens? Have you ever brought it up when she's not on her period? I feel like if it's bad enough to warrant addressing it, then in between periods is the time to bring it up.

One thing I think warrants mentioning as far as sex goes is that having the lady on top is far less messy. It'll get all over the guy, but the sheets will probably be spared. People are easier and quicker to clean than sheets.

Any particular part of the government? Or just the shadowy cabal that's behind it all and wants people to get vaccines for...reasons?

And now they're gonna try to sell you a vaccination for that! No shame with these people.

I usually subscribe to the Occam's Razor principle, which is why I believe that these people were intentionally infected with measles by Big Pharma in order to frighten people into getting vaccinated. Follow the money, sheeple.

I am a man and I always wipe up my pee dribbles because come on of course I do. You are not crazy and your husband is wrong.

Golf ball got jobbed. Anything that you can whack 300 yards deserves to be ranked higher.

That was my first thought, but then I did a quick image search and found that she looks a bit...different than she used to.

Can you even imagine meeting one of the 11% who don't know who Hillary Clinton is? That's some deep, deep ignorance spanning decades.

Yup. This is the best guest post on Adequate Man so far. Bravo.

I did both and neither worked out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Seeing the Fashion Police item followed by a Chris Brown item gave me an idea.