Good tactic. You have to take that dirty shirt off otherwise the couch will need cleaning.

Counterpoint: scat play.

I do laundry so that we have clean clothes to wear. I cook dinner so that we have something to eat. I go to the gym so that my girlfriend wants to take my clothes off.

Wait a minute - the guy who makes nonsense party music and thinks it's clever to spell his name "Will.i.am" is actually an idiot who doesn't understand how things work? GTFO.

It's like a gulag constructed by people who didn't have the heart to go all the way.

People who think their shit needs its own seat on the subway should be rounded up and placed in camps that have half as many chairs as they need.

Lolita is 54? Somehow thought she'd be younger.

I have been dunked on.

she understands exactly what it's like to be consumed by sex 24/7 and have to fight the urge to "procreate" without stop

To everyone who came here to comment that it's rude to fuck in the back of a cab - we know. Congratulations, you win this afternoon's Considerate Person Award. Now go off to sort some recycling while we get it on in a stranger's car.

These people are so gullible. I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

I don't like this story. I feel like it has legs and could undermine her in a general election. I also have no idea who would beat her for the nomination. And holy shit do I not want whoever's going to get the Republican nomination to win the White House.

He should quit worrying about money and do his job for the same reason I do mine - the love of repeated head trauma.

That's a bingo.

Oh, I know how to make the bed. I just can't figure out why I would actually do it unless there's company coming over.

No way he's uncut, right?

Whoa. Over his last 2 seasons he drove in just 33 runs in 702 at bats. I'm actually impressed.

But, like, for real in this instance! Please think of the children (who you're driving to an orgy while drunk)!

But NBC/NBCSN broadcast every single Premier League game every week, and make them all available to stream via computer, tablet, or smartphone. I realize that you need a TV subscription for it, but that goes for most sports in America anyway.