At least with the IOC they're not (mostly) messing with sports anyone gives a shit about the rest of the time.

The difference between the Luxo and the Ikea Forsa is pretty much just the $150 price difference, right?

The difference between the Luxo and the Ikea Forsa is pretty much just the $150 price difference, right?

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

I've always thought it might be related to puberty and early adolescence. When boys are at that stage, they desperately want to stick it in. Anywhere, anytime, anyone. The problem for them is that the odds of being able to do that are slim to none at that age. In fact, it seems so preposterous that they're prone to…

PIZZA GOGGLES.

Haha, oops. My mistake.

Can I take an unscientific crack at that one?

Giuliani also can't be racist because some of the people who died on 9/11 were black. What don't you people get?

I have no idea if you're joking or not. I certainly was.

The scientific validity of this study has unfortunately been compromised by a small sample size.

That is the greatest headline of all time, Madeleine.

This man is obviously a sack of dicks, but we can all take comfort in the fact that as a member of the South Dakota House of Representatives he probably represents about 3 dozen people.

Cosigned, paisan. And the way he trades on is immigrant roots while simultaneously pushing his jingoistic nativist bullshit is infuriating.

There's a lot going on here, but I think the most interesting part is that these guys seem to think that a person's value is solely determined be how physically strong you are. Very convenient belief for a big strong guy, but they'll probably find that it's a less appealing philosophy when they get older and are just f…

I HAVE always wished for a more photogenic dick ;)

I read the post, and all I saw was a company with something to sell trying to get people to believe that their product was necessary. There's about as much credibility here as there is in an infomercial for a get-rich-quick real estate scam.

Of course I've only ever heard of of this from anti-circumcision activists.

Between this and the Kobe piece it's a real banner week for creepy weirdo athlete profiles. I sense a Lance Armstrong bio on the horizon.

Setting aside however people feel about circumcision in the first place...

I have no idea what people would still watch, but I can say to an absolute certainty that they won't be watching reruns of CSI, NCIS, etc. Shows like try to cultivate an ultra-modern, borderline futuristic look that will age very poorly very quickly.