Or really, take most of it and put it in stable investments where you can live on a portion of the interest. Don't get clever. We're talking about serious cash here, so that should be more that enough to live very, very comfortably indefinitely.

Artichoke hearts.

Dan Savage made an interesting point on his podcast this week. We now live in a world where even anti-gay bigots usually temper their rhetoric by claiming to have gay friends. If you're old enough to remember 20 or even 10 years ago, that signals a very major shift in the acceptance of homosexuality in society.

For real. I'm willing to bet that yoga pants have talked many a pious young man out of the seminary.

I imagine his ex-wives' eyes rolled right out of their heads when they heard he was giving relationship advice.

It's always more than a little strange when you see people who claim to be pro-Jewish and pro-Israel describing Muslims as filthy and essentially sub-human. DOES THAT LANGUAGE NOT RING A FUCKING BELL?!?

I heard that Dakota Johnson's bangs weren't even the right length when they started shooting!

I heard that Dakota Johnson's bangs weren't even the right length when they started shooting!

Is her inner goddess also a thesaurus?

I'm under the assumption that doulas are primarily used by women and couples with some means. Is this correct? Is there actually a demand among people who can't afford to pay out of pocket?

Yeah, crazy bloggers believing that using math to quantify values could be useful. What a bunch of kooks! Why don't they just use their gut feelings and personal biases?!?

The problem with proposing on VD is that it means you're the kind of person who thinks VD is romantic, which in turn means someone is going to get stuck with a lifetime of well-meaning but clumsy "romantic" gestures.

I had this exact scenario with my girlfriend's dad last July 4th weekend. We were visiting his place upstate and everyone thought it was just so logical that the two of us should play golf up there. I had met him exactly twice before. I hadn't really played much so far that season. I was nervous.

Did this start as a submission to Ask A Clean Person?

Fair enough. I actually had a brain fart and inserted that song into the Top Gun scene. It was fairly seamless, evidently!

Heath Ledger? Good God, I'm old.

Buying a ticket to a Bill Cosby show is a really good way to let everyone else know that they should stop talking to you immediately. Pay attention, misanthropes!

You're such an amateur. There's no reason to tie up a body if you're just gonna dump it in a ravine!

It's a joke, Lady. A joke about a jackass lawyer who acts like he doesn't understand how the law works and who is the most powerful figure in the judiciary of a state known for having a weak public education system.

Shit, even the law schools in Alabama are worse than everywhere else.