Fair enough. I actually had a brain fart and inserted that song into the Top Gun scene. It was fairly seamless, evidently!

Heath Ledger? Good God, I'm old.

Buying a ticket to a Bill Cosby show is a really good way to let everyone else know that they should stop talking to you immediately. Pay attention, misanthropes!

"Warp signature or GTFO." - aliens

You're such an amateur. There's no reason to tie up a body if you're just gonna dump it in a ravine!

It's a joke, Lady. A joke about a jackass lawyer who acts like he doesn't understand how the law works and who is the most powerful figure in the judiciary of a state known for having a weak public education system.

Shit, even the law schools in Alabama are worse than everywhere else.

1. No danger of melting on the way home.

This makes me sad. For some reason, I was hoping that this movie was going to be awesome. I don't even know why I was rooting for it either way. But deep down I knew that once people laid eyes on it it was going to be pronounced a gigantic mess.

Sounds legit

The stingray already has a name, though.

There's always some grandma or aunt or somebody to get you that crap whether you like it or not.

The pooping was no big deal, but my heart was in my mouth the whole time because I was sure someone was gonna step in it.

Any sensible law would obviously carve out an exception for the odd spouse who's like "Honey, I'm gonna take a few sleeping pills now, and please have sex with my unconscious body tonight because that is a fantasy I have and would like you to fulfill."

This reminds me of when my aunt took a bold stand against The Simpsons because the children don't show enough respect toward their father. She has since moved on to sharing stories about how black people are the cause of their own poverty and 'liking' things like Walmart on Facebook.

Oof, that stings. There was no Wikipedia yet when I was in college.

You know you have to steal her baby, right?

I have no dog in this fight nor any interest in defending cheesy war porn, but what the hell was this post even?

Ooh, this is delightful.

Ooh, this is delightful.

While I'm sure that she's feeling (or has felt) real grief about the loss of her husband, what she looks to be doing in these clips is straight-up acting out the part of Kelsey in her "story".