Ha, yeah. I saw that guy. The funny part is that I think (I hope?) I know what he's getting at as far as boners sometimes being especially raging and the very minor problems that they can sometimes (but usually don't) present, but I'm sure as shit not jumping in to defend Throbbing Boner Guy's point.

You seem super cool and probably don't scream a lot for no good reason.

Maybe you should just read the article before you get worked up over the headline, eh?

You can absolutely joke about boners. They're not as funny as balls, though.

No, that's really not it. It's that, for no good reason, you're hostile to actual people who are just coming by to talk about the subject of the post and share their perspectives. There's just no reason to be rude, but you seem to be hell bent on it.

Ok? I don't really get your hostility to men chiming in on a post that's written by a man and literally about condoms and their fit, but you do you I guess.

I find it hard to believe you don't care about the boners of the people you're having sex with. Seems like weird sex!

While the idea that condoms won't fit on your penis is certainly false, there are definitely brands that I've found to be uncomfortably snug. So, you know, I buy different ones. Pretty simple life hack, really.

More like NKOTB-list, amirite?

Came here to say exactly that. Kudos for being rational about cooties.

But shouldn't more women on campus lead to more opportunities for guys to get laid, thereby decreasing their desperate need to smash pussy at all costs? This makes no sense, Phyllis.*

There is no spoon, Adultosaur. There is no spoon.

Yet again, people are emphasizing women's roles in avoiding rape as opposed to teaching boys that it's never ever OK to commit a sexual assault.

Barry - there's a great piece from this time last year over on Amazin' Avenue all about the nonsense myth that Piazza's power numbers mysteriously came out of nowhere. It makes the fact that he wasn't a first-ballot HOFer even more ridiculous than it already is.

I never thought I'd be so disappointed to see absolutely no mention of vagina dentata.

I think it's a mistake to look at a song like "Ohio" and say it wasn't that big a hit because it peaked at #14. Setting aside the fact that charting that high does count as a big hit, you have to remember that those charts count how it did strictly as a single. It was probably played a ton on FM radio, which was more…

Oh, so you're the other idiot who got one of those? Nice to meet you, brother.

Obviously this is demeaning in every way imaginable, but let's suppose for a moment that there were some value making virginity a requirement for civil servants. I suppose the idea would be that you only want people who are "unspoiled" in some way to get these positions. So, starting from that assumption...

I'm a little torn here. On the one had, Joni Mitchell is insufferable and mediocre. On the other hand, I'd rather be waterboarded while listening to Joni Mitchell than listen to most pop music. Real pickle, this.

Definitely the clearest way to show that you're a bunch of dicks.