Just like any rape, you have to report it, and you have to prove it

Yeah, I didn't really get that part. Germany isn't exactly Florida, but they seem to do ok with player development.

I live in NYC, so I'd heard of it. But I don't live in a neighborhood it goes through and I'm pretty sure it was the last Santacon before it reached the tipping point where everyone became aware of just how awful it really is.

I have a confession to make.

So when do we get to the movie review?

I get that he was wearing two, but was one of them up at the tip? Halfway up the shaft? I'm puzzled.

I still don't really understand. Don't you put those things around the base? Did this guy now know that? We've all had out share of sex bloopers, but usually I can figure out how it happened.

Having a Tinder account isn't cheating - it's preparing to cheat.

It's a handy belief to have in your back pocket in the even that your daughter comes home and you can't bring yourself to admit she's a slutty slut who'd have sex without Jesus' sanction.

I could really use this guide, tbh. I've been hitting on women at work with no results for way too long.

Ugh. I really loved him once. And yes, a striker is sorely needed.

As a fellow Red, I look forward to Fernando's return to Merseyside and also to banging my head against a wall out of sheer frustration.

I will fight anyone who disagrees with this.

This idiotic non-story is strangely fascinating, isn't it?

Whatever they're paying you, it's not enough.

I'm actually absurdly patient about these things, but for the love of god fucking do something already. And Cuddyer doesn't count because he's a season-ending injury waiting to happen.

It's amazing how a post about the Dodgers can make be so pissed about the Wilpons.

Eh, we're a republic here in America and I'm pretty confident that we're no better off than we'd have been if we hadn't fought the Revolution.

I only went with pee because it seems the more likely thing to happen. But poopy bridesmaid dresses would be epic.

We're all hoping the corgis pee on the bridesmaids, right? I mean, that would make this all ok.