Sure, but these are people who knew him and were presumably his friends. I'd like to think that my friends would say nice things about me immediately after I was shot to death.

Yeah, what a bunch of assholes they are for not assuming he deserved it.

But those men are Fathers, and therefore know best. It's like you didn't even think this through!

The fact is, 15 years ago, size zero and 2 did not exist in American clothes.

Yawn. Call me when someone mines the metal used to make the pans to collect the gold with.

Fair enough, but your comment gives the impression that you go to the dentist an awful lot!

I think that we should just end the failed experiment that is daytime TV. Every channel should have to go dark until Jeopardy! comes on.

That's a really tough question to answer, because it has to do with knowing her and her tendencies in general.

White Castle is the absolute dregs of the burger world. It's like saying your favorite seafood restaurant is Long John Silver's.

I know someone like that and she drives me insane. Constantly whining about being single but has such a detailed picture of her ideal boyfriend in her head that nobody ever has a chance. It's beyond obvious that she's subconsciously choosing to be single, but her conscious mind won't allow for the possibility that she…

Nothing wrong with being single if that's what you want. I'm more poking fun at people who would like to be in a relationship (or so they say) but make absurd lists which preemptively rule out almost every human being they'll ever meet on a technicality, regardless of how great they may be otherwise.

I think there are lots of people who stick to every item on their list of deal breakers. They're called 'single'.

I can understand his confusion about anatomy, though. I've definitely peed out of my butt before.

That first one sounds like it could've been kind of cool...with the right people and done in the right spirit.

I expect there will be no shortage of intelligent takes on this in conservative media.

I dunno, seems like that could lead to a lot of germs.

defame

It's nice to have a story like this come from somewhere other than the US for once.

Nothing but album after album of throat singing.

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