Ouch. That literally burned.

Apparently, my intentional misuse of 'literally' was too subtle a joke.

I literally died when I first watched this kid.

"Outraged" was a bit strong. You are correct. You were serving as proxy for the many commenters around here who are quick to assume the worst, and for that I apologize.

Has it occurred to you that she was making a joke? Because this is a post where she specifically asked men for their opinions about man stuff? Or were you just scanning for something to be outraged about?

A lot of people seem to have come down with Facebook Psychosis, where they suffer from a delusion that everyone they know wants to hear everything they think.

Plus they get to cash in on that sweet reality TV money.

Those look like some pretty hard runs.

This is like a companion piece to the post about soulmates from earlier. I'm pretty sure that Team Soulmate has the same roster as Team Abstinence.

So people who view the world like adults are more likely to experience satisfying, long-term adult relationships? Fuckin' studies, man. They'll surprise you every time.

It's pretty amazing that they came up with a way for phones to both send sarcastic texts and contact the police!

Fuller's everything, IMO. I don't think they make anything I don't love.

Isn't that kind of the thing? You say "where nudity isn't allowed" as though there were an inviolable nipple ban handed down by the universe when the website/magazine came into existence. They can allow whatever they want, and somehow think that logo nips are better/less offensive than just showing a person's body in…

I don't understand how nobody here understands that the amazing part is the absurdity of having her nipples replaced with Us Magazine logos. Do you all really think that Kate thinks a pregnant woman posing in a dress is amazing all on its own?

I'm sure they are very nice, but describing wool as molding to your feet sounds sooooo gross ;)

Huh. I've always felt that underwear, like socks, are perfect when they're brand new and are an increasingly paler imitation of themselves from that point on.

If 3 year olds can compete in the Kentucky Derby, I see no reason 2 year olds shouldn't be able to compete in pageants.

No more dick pics! From now on, I'm sending unsolicited peenies.

But did she get banned from Facebook for posting dick pics?!?

If she were a responsible person she would have saved up while she was employed and purchased bootstraps in case of a rainy day.