Describing that as one of your prouder moments is profoundly sad.

Yup, it's their job to issue professional sanctions for criminal transgressions. Always has been, always will be. And this is not nearly sanction enough.

#solidarityisforstraightwomen #benghazi

So...do we care about Ben Stein's boner or not?

You're right, sometimes it just means 'so rich you don't need to work'. But the Robb Report already exists ;)

From the title, I kind of assumed it would turn bad when he sent the dick pic.

If only we had a word for female humans. What a world that would be.

I only pointed out that I'm a man (not sure why you put that in quotes) because this story is entirely about the fact that she's the first woman to complete the course. Otherwise none of us would ever have even heard about it. It was germane to the story, you see.

He's confirmed stabbed. Not confirmed dead. Big difference.

Unlike a Fleshlight — which is operated by the movement of a user's hand

I'm a man, and I could train for 1,000 years* and still not be able to complete that course. That is one strong lady right there.

See my reply to Umbra, above.

I hear what you're saying, but the way I see it is that when you come out of law school you should really have an understanding of how the world is set up to work generally. You can't be an expert on everything, but having a basic understanding of how a major part of federal law that affects everyone (the tax code)…

I've been washing my neck with a special soap for years to avoid the dreaded Pearl Necklace.

Well, sure. If you get a $1/hr raise and work 40 hrs/week then your pre-tax increase is only $40. So you'd probably see something like $30 a week extra, which is barely noticeable compared to your actual life expenses.

This could be related to triggering the Alternative Minimum Tax rather than simply switching tax brackets.

A couple of weeks ago I was speaking to a fellow attorney who had absolutely no understanding of how a progressive income tax works. He honestly thought that if you went up a tax bracket that you make less money in total because they would then tax your entire income at the higher rate.

Snitches get stitches, yo.

It's surprisingly multicultural for something created by evil reverse vampire Nazi alien zombies.

Well, the Mets did win that game...