I wear boxer briefs, which ladies seem to like, but here's the thing about all this "sexy" underwear.

Yeah, but have you tried Super Squats? ;)

Losing an hour of sleep on Sunday messes you up for a few days? Damn, Erin. You need to toughen up. Go talk to Hamilton about starting a Super Squats program.

If people wanna fuck, they should fuck. Regardless of whether random assholes happen to think it's tasteful.

THIS WAS NOT A REAL SUGGESTION. IT'S A COMEDY SHOW.

Is anyone gonna tell these kids about how the phone is also attached to the wall and that you can only walk as far away as the cord allows?

I had forgotten about that! Yeah, when I was a kid our phones were leased from the phone company (I'm 36). I don't know that I understand why that was ever the case, but perhaps I'll ask my mom later today.

You know what I like about my rear view mirror? It will never just stop working.. No electronics, no processors, nothing to fix. Just keeps on reflecting what's behind me. I like that.

Of course I'm gonna rim. What am I, some sort of savage?

Nah, what I'm saying is that I love blow jobs and I like your ass in my face.

I have no doubt that the loose beads are extracted. I'm talking about the ones that get trapped in your clothes.

When they talked about the world of tomorrow, nobody ever mentioned the pants pockets filled with plastic beads.

Google it and watch the video. NSFW audio, obviously.

You leave Ernie Anastos alone. He's the man who brought us "Keep fucking that chicken!"

his wife Ariane Raymondo-Felton

You Savage, you.

What I'm getting from this is that we're being overrun by clowns and their population needs to be culled...you know, like deer.

Yogurt pros: good for you

I literally laughed at this.

But isn't that at least part of the point? They were being photoshopped to look like cover models, and when images are photoshopped for magazine covers, the skin is almost always lightened.