I wear boxer briefs, which ladies seem to like, but here's the thing about all this "sexy" underwear.

Yeah, but have you tried Super Squats? ;)

Losing an hour of sleep on Sunday messes you up for a few days? Damn, Erin. You need to toughen up. Go talk to Hamilton about starting a Super Squats program.

If people wanna fuck, they should fuck. Regardless of whether random assholes happen to think it's tasteful.

THIS WAS NOT A REAL SUGGESTION. IT'S A COMEDY SHOW.

Is anyone gonna tell these kids about how the phone is also attached to the wall and that you can only walk as far away as the cord allows?

I had forgotten about that! Yeah, when I was a kid our phones were leased from the phone company (I'm 36). I don't know that I understand why that was ever the case, but perhaps I'll ask my mom later today.

You know what I like about my rear view mirror? It will never just stop working.. No electronics, no processors, nothing to fix. Just keeps on reflecting what's behind me. I like that.

Of course I'm gonna rim. What am I, some sort of savage?

Nah, what I'm saying is that I love blow jobs and I like your ass in my face.

Google it and watch the video. NSFW audio, obviously.

You leave Ernie Anastos alone. He's the man who brought us "Keep fucking that chicken!"

his wife Ariane Raymondo-Felton

What I'm getting from this is that we're being overrun by clowns and their population needs to be culled...you know, like deer.

I literally laughed at this.

But isn't that at least part of the point? They were being photoshopped to look like cover models, and when images are photoshopped for magazine covers, the skin is almost always lightened.

Ok, I see it now. The last one was in 1990.

Switzerland's women gained the vote in 1971, not the late 90s. Still shockingly late, but not quite during Y2K prep either.

You've got me there. Inertia?

I've also been listening, and if you think the conversation has been intelligent you must have some really fucking dumb conversations.