Yeah, but at what temperature is it no longer safe for me to pee outside? Your male readership demands this vital information.

Honest question here. Do you guys (ladies) really think about how your vulvas are going to be perceived aesthetically? Because as a man who likes ladies, which is presumably the intended audience for most of your vulvas, it couldn't be farther from my mind.

The answer is that they should not be taken seriously because at most they're a bit of light fun which reflect peoples' subjective opinions about things that don't actually matter.

I guess, but people have been talking dirty to each other for fun since...probably before recorded history? It's so incredibly normal! As far as I'm concerned, thumbs up to anything two people can use to get their rocks off together.

Is it really that strange for two people in a sexual relationship to enjoy sexually explicit texting? I've never really been sure why people even snark on it.

Awfully convenient that they're able to square their "worldview" with paying for cable.

The headline's ok, but replace "fights off" with "beats off" and it becomes transcendent.

1. How did you know I drink whisky every day?!?

Those drinks are all so...thick. I feel like I'd need utensils to eat them. What ever happened to a nice glass of whisk(e)y?

Wouldn't it be 2 bullets each? I've always murdered assuming a 1:1 points-to-bullets exchange rate.

Obviously we're not going to agree on this, though I agree with the whole anti-bodysnark stance as a general matter.

Maybe her definition of being a feminist blogger isn't the same as yours. Not everybody has to have precisely the same definition of feminism.

"You're not very good at this" isn't much of an argument, but ok.

Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

That's actually pretty good in terms of work. Leave a little early for the 6PM game against Ghana, and Portugal's a Sunday. The only one that begs a day off is the Germany game, and we may be cooked by then anyway.

I don't know that the description of the Needy Girl here is reflective of what most people are thinking of when they complain about someone who's needy. Of course everyone has needs, and relationships are all about finding someone with whom the give and take meshes in a way that works to the benefit of both people.

I'd have thought Paul Hornung would be against anything that fucks with the spread.

Perfect.

I never comment here but Jesus, dude. Amazing. Even by your standards.

+1 Treebeard