I've done this forever. It also works when you open the fridge to get a drink in the middle of the night. Be warned about the pissing like a pirate part, closing one eye can throw off your depth perception, messing with your aim.

I second Evernote. My coworker adds a third to that.

I'm only an hour from the Utah/Nevada desert. I'm heading straight there in case of outbreak.

Ice is good, but I'd rather have Longclaw.

And if you Rally Cross in Utah, I will at least attempt to beat you in a Beetle.

Where is this 5-speed you speak of? Beetles are 4-Speeds. I should know, it's my driver.

Me either. Must be saving it for November.

I could use a few of those. This probably doesn't surprise anyone...

I used to use a Sobe bottle, but they're plastic now... Grumble. (Mormon as well).

You're welcome in our pits anytime.

If a Tsunami hit's Chicago it will be from the east.

This KTM 990 thinks you're doing it wrong. Curse you Nibbles!

Blue Crush please. Front bumper needs some work though.

Or they're a Wolfbrother.

Unless it can finish the Baja 1000 in near stock form. Not interested. Moving on...

Agreed.

Nibbles!