“Why do you have the age-of-consent in every state at the tip of your tongue?”

Not to mention a male plastic surgeon gets to go around telling us what beauty standards are “timeless.” These men (and women…But lots and lots of men) are profiting off our body dysphoria.

Exactly. Women have DIED from literally injecting Fix a Flat into their asses, and nothing about that trend was celebrating diverse body types.

Sounds more like you're an asshole than someone breached the rules of common decency.

Look, some people have bad butt gaskets and can't help it. The older you get, the worse it is. Parts wear out, and for some people, they can do everything possible and the fart will still come out.

Seriously? It's not like she could excuse herself to go to the bathroom. I mean, maybe, but, holy crap. I'm not all for willy nilly farting but, hey, sometimes it's gotta come out. It's also natural. Suggested reading for you: The Gas We Pass. Look it up. Maybe follow it up with Everyone Poops.

I once dated a guy who legitimately expressed surprise that a woman's natural lubricant was necessary, when we could just K-Y it. Noooo, YOU could K-Y it, while I'd be a cold motor with cheap lube doing a piss-poor imitation of turned on lady parts. He was bigger than average, so I guess he figured that made up for…

Any Ayn Rand books on his bookshelf

jackrabbit sex. You know that sex where it's like they're masturbating but with your vagina.

Yeah, this seems like a vengeful prank rather than anything that resembles discipline. He was laughing, she had no idea it was coming, and it has no connection to the behavior he found objectionable.

I mean I feel like the worst part is that he was laughing. Even if you believe in corporal punishment, which I do not, laughing is clearly not going to lead to greater respect. I was personally spanked (and would absolutely not do the same) but my mother, the few times she did it, cried while doing so. Probably should…

Equality is offering something? What? Did they change the definition of equality from "treating all people without prejudice" to... whatever bribery shit you're talking about?

I just noticed that Lindy left.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

Mark what about this one

Regardless of the merits of actual sexism vs. ironic sexism, I don't fathom the argument that Vergara's approval automatically makes it not sexist. It's as if #womenagainstfeminism wasn't an actual, scarcely month-old thing. Women are perfectly capable of upholding the status quo.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

Gifs are truly one of my favorite things ever. Next to being a Misandrist.