I think it's perfectly acceptable. I'll take it. I appreciate that they decided to go with the completely sensible Greek Amazon woman warrior angle.

His name is Link. The second game is "The Adventure of Link" and the fourth is "Link's Awakening". And in Zelda 1, I think Zelda says "Thanks Link, you're the hero of Hyrule" regardless of what you named your file.

Simple solution: stop worrying about what everybody else is playing and play what you want to play.

Ok. The cut to B&W killed me.

Still doesn't stop being sentenced to prison for LIFE from being intense. She did cause this to happen but it was HARDLY her intent in any way shape or fashion.

they will see me naked at such great heights

If I had some to compare, I bet I could tell you. Female dogs tends to be smaller and weigh less than their male counterparts.

Even in nature it's a prominent feature? In humans, you mean. Please note that almost no other mammal has breasts when they're not actively feeding their young (and are mammals). I simply find it fascinating that we like to give breasts to things in order to show their femininity: fish people (not mammals) are…

Why yes! Female mammals will feed their young via beasts. However, it's also important to realize that the only mammal that has breasts outside of being a new mother is humans. Notice how a female dog or cat (both mammals, mind you) don't just have 6-10 pendulous breasts swaying underneath them all the time? Yeah,…

I was kidding about the nautilus. ;)

A woman is dead and has grieving family and friends, so I don't want to snark, but goddamn do I want to snark.

Honestly, thank god the truck driver wasn't injured. That's all I have to say.

So we've become so snarky we'll get a quarter million people to request a harmless canadian popstar be deported..How many signed that petition to have the KKK listed as a terrorist organization?

This is actually indicative of the new trend happening amongst young Tumblr professionals these days, which is "labia gap." The idea is that your vaginal lips must be positioned to form a sort of upside-down horseshoe; the wider the horseshoe, the more cachet among your fellow teen bloggers. There is training that you…

I want to like this, but the proportions are all weird.

NOPE

Evan Rachel Wood looks stunning, like she stepped out of Hollywood ca 1935.

This is the most poised, elegant 7th grader I've ever seen.

Add "Yakety Sax" to anything and it gets 100% more hilarious. Except weirdly for Benny Hill which I never found funny.