what if she's planning a return prank to leave him at the altar

We got stuck a few nights ago here in big ole Australia and were forced into a local pizzeria that served - shudders - Thai Satay Chicken Pizza.

It consisted of a round disc of, oh, bread dough, or maybe an inner tube, with peanut butter and chilli on top, mange affected spinach leaves, a few stray samples of chicken…

I hope she makes a cute prank out of it. "Wanna go get ice cream? Just kidding, I'm actually taking you to YOUR DEMISE. Punk'd!"

"Hahaha, gotcha, you thought you were going to get a job but you got the opportunity to spend the rest of your life with some jackass instead!" God I hate pranks.

I sincerely hope she hires some wedding planners to plan a fake wedding and then tells him at the altar that she can't marry him because she has a real job interview, so SEE YA!

I guess this guy knows her well enough to know that she would think this was cute...I mean it looked like she thought it was sweet. This is why that guy and I would never have been a good match because I would have gone WWE on his face with that chair. You just have to know your audience.

This remains my all time favorite:

Why can't people just fucking have an adult conversation about marriage instead of making into an ordeal of publicly humiliating your girlfriend in an attempt to make a viral video? If you are worried she might say 'no' unless you coerce her in a public forum, you shouldn't get married (to anyone, ever). If you find…

But Hawaiian pizza is authentic Polynesian fare.

Holy shit. I'd say no.

Hold the phone- so you're telling me I can just put two slices of pizza on top of each other and call it a quesadilla?! America, you seriously dropped the ball not coming up with this first.

The farther you get from Mexico, the further you get from Mexican food.

"Mexican" pizza generally has long been popular in NZ, and Pizza Hut is very late to the party.

That's the nice thing about the Internet: no matter what someone does, someone out there can do it better.

Per TMZ: CPS is investigating but until an 'imminent threat" to the younger children are known, they can't do a thing

New Zealand does a lot of things well. Mexican food is not one of them. (That goes for you too, Australia.)

That's kind of insulting. Molestation victims and children from broken homes are not damaged goods. I know you didn't mean it that way, but it's kind a crappy thing to say,

/random Shaved crotches make me want to scratch. It just seems itchy.

Why have Child Protection Services not swooped in on June Shannon and gotten those kids the fuck out of that house?