You know what's REALLY hilarious about people who get all up in arms about using "X" instead of "Christ"? The "X" dates back to the times of the early Christians, who used a variety of secret symbols (to try to avoid being identified and thrown to the lions, which didn't always work out so well) including Xs to…

Guys, keep up, I've been doing this for years.

I just want to see how ridiculous Fox News will get with this War on XMas (it's XMas, not Christmas). Their anger is sooo delicious....

What a coincidence. My boobs are named Sapphire and Odalisque too.

D: He's rich!

What? This is the way that I learned that going to Hell was cool. Bosch, Goya, Bouguereau, and others painted hellscapes. Hell inspired beautiful, if disturbing, works of art. Are you telling me it's a place to be avoided?

Whatever we do, let's not talk about twenty kids shot dead. Oh what, that's ancient history?

dude you cant just keep talking about mattisse and make a bad thing okay

So, as an old (30), I definitely remember the relationship drama of college. VIVIDLY. It's very possible that you're giving off don't-tell-me-about-your-boyfriends vibes, but it's also possible that your friends are trying too hard to spare your feelings because they are uncomfortable about the fact that you're the…

Apparently "we don't get to decide how our lives end" but we sure as shit are allowed to delay it as long as possible thanks to modern medicine.

Someone on FB posted a "response" to Brittany Maynard written by a priest who also is battling a terminal illness. I'm sure you can find it with some googling, if you're inclined. It pissed me off badly—at one point he wrote that "our lives are not our own; we don't get to decide how they end." And I just felt so…

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Meh,maybe this way people will actually notice the abuse.

"People. It's time to reassess whether or not you really want to go and see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie."

Welp, now I won't be watching this movie.

Short answer: people are greedy and want to maximize profits by paying poverty wages, not just make a profit.

Well you can only make millions doing it that way, while you can earn billions doing it this way.

If someone could come up with a reliable way for people to order 'Cruelty Free' t-shirts. A t-shirts producer that has no ties to sweat shops and child labour, that would be great.

I agree, though I'm not sure whether you intended the indigenous comment towards Americans or Australians, but whatevs.