For the benefit of all moms, future moms, and happily child-free friends of moms, I will share the words of my amazing pediatrician when it became clear that breastfeeding was not going to work for me and my son despite my increasingly frantic efforts:

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

Jammies are impenetrable. Everybody knows that.

Right - has anyone ever heard any story of someone "Method"ing a biopic on Mother Theresa or Gandhi and giving away all their stuff to the poor/fasting for justice? Anybody "Methoding" a kind character who goes through shit and they become more pleasant and empathetic to family and friends? No, just (predominantly…

argument number 1 in why we need safe, clean housing options for the homeless, many of whom may be temporarily homeless and many of whom are teenaged runaways. I worry that some desperate 16 year old who had to leave an abusive home life will answer this add. Sure he might not "form himself" on her, but I would bet…

I read "I have no desire to force myself on you" as "I fully expect you to offer or at least go along with it."

I loved when Kate Beckinsale was doing promo work for one of her Vamps Vs Werewolves movies and somebody asked her if she thought she was prepared to "really" fight somebody. And she's all no, this isn't fighting, it's very intense and precise choreography because otherwise everybody on set would be dead or in the…

He probably did abuse people after the incidents he confessed to. I doubt he is a "former" child abuser.

I don't think he thinks he's fooling anyone. I think he's preying on homeless women who are so desperate for shelter that they'll risk getting in bed with this creep. (Like: one night with this dude is better than another night with her abusive husband or freezing to death under a bridge or whatever.) What a horrible…

It is moments like these when I am glad I'm a fat lady with a good salary who lives in Western Europe.

Seriously. I've seen too many "Looking for a maid who is also willing to be a sex slave. The pay is zero, but you know, no rent/discounted rent*" to think this is crazy by now. And I don't even go on CL, I just see what is mocked on other sites.

Just sleep in Jammies I have no desire to force myself on you.

As someone who is currently desperately looking for housing at the moment let me tell you, this is pretty tame compared to a lot of the stuff I find in the LA postings. I dunno where this guy is located but man, people can get pretty desperate and other people can work that desperation.

I would rather fuck the car. Wait, I don't think I got that right.

I'd go with a the car, or a double wall corrugated box.
What a creeper.

Xander! Did 4th season of Buffy teach you nothing? Beer bad (and foamy)

Damn that is fucked up, i am glad that there is no statute of limitations for rape or any sexual abuse here in the UK, because i managed to get my abuser behind bars a few years later.

My thoughts exactly. The rate of recidivism for pedophiles is ridiculously high. Stephen Collins is undoubtedly going to abuse someone again.

Why in the hell are there statutes of limitations on child molestation??