Wow, 26 years old. Is it weird making jokes about someone you never saw play? Seriously, the ball off the head, 40/40, upper deck in the Sky Dome, etc. I mean, you weren't even 5. Even "Juiced" came out when you were only 16.

At least he didn't lose the hand.

Move over B00bs, You've been OUTDONE!

Well it takes a deal like that to keep Buffalo over .500

Shouldn't the Eagles' PR staff have some sort of policy against their players following other teams?

i would love to hear a white guy say "black Songs" - he will get strung up in public and bashed all over the news - but when he says "white songs" no one cares.

"How is that possible? Where in West Virginia is she living?"

jesus

+ .5 because of it's simplicity

I don't really see how he's "ridiculously dressed." Like, no joking around here, I'm sure there are plenty of people walking around Toronto tonight dressed exactly like that.

Drake always manages to make headlines for everything but his music career. Which is probably why he has a music career.

Drake the type of dude to wear that to an NBA game unironically.

Peyton is a stat whore, that's the reason he wanted to stay in the game.

"Alright, here we go! Osweiler's time to shi......fuck!"

batman: lover of birds

AWWW JEEEZ! Coach sure is gonna be sore at me.

Bring on the Manning face!!

Women are like children. They cannot be held accountable for their actions. They are delicate and should be protected and kept out of prison. They cannot even tell the difference between right and wrong anyway.

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…