*cough* Senator Robert C. Byrd *cough*

I guess Senator Byrd never got that memo about switching parties?

link?

Wear a fucking airtight poncho when you go in there unless you want everyone who comes within 30’ of you to instantly know that you were had Subway for lunch.

This article is so sexist. Smh.

You forgot to capitalize “Single”

How would it be hard to detect a vacuum cleaner

Honestly was expecting this to be a lot better.

Why don't you just drive instead of riding the subway.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Broom broom

Interesting. What's the coating made of that is so sensitive? I always just assumed they were just metal and it was the shape that made it "stealth." I could prob Google this but you seem to know what you're talking about.

What's going on here in this picture?

I agree with the Pug's high ranking (should be higher). However, mine is more of a Sausage than a "Hot dog!".

😑

I have no idea who you are. This is the first and second time I have ever messaged you. You must have me mistaken with someone else.

I already did a "that guy" joke. You need to come up with something new and different!

Everyone look here... I found THAT guy.

Ducking autocorrect

Why wouldn't it be a dunk? I'm so confused.