Wear a fucking airtight poncho when you go in there unless you want everyone who comes within 30’ of you to instantly know that you were had Subway for lunch.

This article is so sexist. Smh.

You forgot to capitalize “Single”

Honestly was expecting this to be a lot better.

Why don't you just drive instead of riding the subway.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Broom broom

Interesting. What's the coating made of that is so sensitive? I always just assumed they were just metal and it was the shape that made it "stealth." I could prob Google this but you seem to know what you're talking about.

What's going on here in this picture?

Why wouldn't it be a dunk? I'm so confused.

They should call the team the "Las Vegas Sevens"

I found this way funnier than I should have. And then I got stuck in a YouTube rabbit hole of Second Life trolling videos. I'm still stuck in that rabbit hole actually.

It's funny because he beat his kid.

Whistle had blown though I believe.

That was terrible.

Sounds like classic sleep paralysis. I had never heard of it the first few times it happened to me. I thought for sure I was starting to go nuts.

She needs to throw some random nouns in after the word to at least keep it fresh (e.g. douche canoe, douche nozzle, douche tent, douche waffle, etc.).

Could get more use out of this than the actual game after the "patch" today.

Weird thing is that unlike most songs that are reversed it sounds almost the same.

If the short time I spent in the Dominican Republic one vacation is any indication, people are crazy drivers there. Really crazy.