The fucked up thing about this situation is they always kill their dog. If i ever got swatted and my best friend got killed there would be hell to pay.

Please tell me this is some sort of satirical post, because if you're not joking then I think you might have just given me a brain hemorrhage.

That was the "Andy Dalton" of jokes.

If this were the only thing Andy Dalton has done in this game that I could have done better I'd just be mildly amused. But I am legitimately concerned, based on his performance so far, that he is either high on mescaline or has just recently suffered a stroke in the past hour or so.

The joke.

Instead of giving in and buying I always come to a point where I just delete the game and move on

Not sure anyone is suggesting we pity him, but the assumption that he's just chilling out, awaiting the results of a grand jury investigation is a bit bizarre.

Then Kevin Spacey doesn't like you, doesn't recruit you, and doesn't give you a new robot arm. After a quick stay at Walter Reed the Marines dump you on the street with one of those hook hands, screaming pain due to phantom limb sensations, and a number for grief counseling that will set you up with an appointment…

BECAUSE STILTS

Random concussion joke. Random Big Ben rape joke. *bows*

I think those are technically dolphin teeth.

Suggs has baby teeth.

I love Gawker media as a whole, but they sometimes lock in on a narrative & go out of their way to prove it. How can you possibly blame the league for that hit?

What is your point with this? He was flagged on the play. I know it's cool these days to find anything you can to criticize the NFL for but this is reaching a bit.

What does this even mean? They threw a flag on the play.

Shouldn't surprise anyone that the NFL would tackle someone like that. Just a year ago the NFL murdered Odin Lloyd in cold blood. Because we call every action by every human in the league the NFL...

Making your comment in bold and larger letters doesn't make it the least bit more interesting or clever. It's quite lazy in fact.

Wing will be traded to the Jets for a first round draft pick.

Al Michaels, is that you?

Or an actor.