Let's take a moment to appreciate Adrian Paul, shall we?

As a Scotsman, nothing amuses me more than someone fanning themselves and getting all misty-eyed and moistly-undergarmented about my accent or some random feature of my appearance (according to one particularly crazy individual about ten years back, it's my eyes. Yes, love, they're blue. And yes, they *are* a nice…

That's The Hound!

oh hey! I'm right in the middle of reading Outlander.

I think the real winners here are the makers of boxed wine, cookies and your local weed dealer, because this shit is not to be taken in sober

Wait, WHAT? Kristin Blake DiMera and Billie Reed are going to be on Real Housewives?? Alison Sweeney is unemployed right now - why not just hit for the cycle and call it Real Housewives of Days of our Lives? (Bravo, you don't even need to pay me for that awesome idea, just make it happen)

I used to work in the daytime world. I found most long-term soap actors (including Eileen Davidson and Sharon Case) to be pretty sane. They realize how lucky they are to have steady work with a predictable schedule; and while they take their jobs seriously, they can appreciate that the stories get hilariously…

This!!!!

I was actually an English major at UVA and took several courses with Dr. Woolfork. She is a fantastic professor/all-around badass, and one of her "specialities" is teaching courses on genres that ostensibly have little literary merit and encouraging students to explore and find value in those genres. For example, I…

Well, now that you say that, I should explain it more. It was actually an "our football team is so shitty LOL" joke. But UVA football has actually had several Canadian players recently and even put two in the NFL - Brent Urban this year and Austin Pasztor last year or maybe the year before. Also, our soon-to-be-fired…

Every day New York sounds more and more like somewhere I'd never want to live

YES, SIGN ME UP. And she would have to have some cute catchphrase for the elimination. Maybe pulling the last petal of a flower and saying, "She loves you NOT. KTHNXBAI." Or probably something better than that.

because it is a slippery slope that leads to you planting a flag in the Sahara desert?

I think you're missing a great opportunity here for a reality TV show...

He looks like a poorly put together Henry Rollins cosplay.

This seems like an appropriate time to share this story.

this.

It kind of already is!

I kind of wish this were a series: Lindy West Ruins Movies!

Last year my brother was accepted to grad school at Harvard. Naturally I gave him a Trapper Keeper as a 'first day of school' gift. He says he's the only one on campus who has one. I love that he's cool enough to rock a Trapper at one of our loftier educational institutions.