...did anyone else read that at first as "Alyssa Milano..."?

I think it is awesome she was able to do that, but this literally sounds like hell on earth to me.

""He made me call my 93 year old grandma to thank her for my baby blue eyes!" That seriously sounds like something The Onion's Joe Biden would do right before offering her some pot or a ride in his firebird.

I read ages ago that Bruce Willis and Chris Tucker also dislike or are ashamed of TFE. I could care less because that is and will always be one of my favorite flicks.

I remember when I turned 5, my parents asked me what kind of birthday party I wanted to have and who I wanted to invite. And I just wanted to ask my best friend and have pancakes. My parents were so surprised. I treasure the photos they took of us, eating pancakes, especially because my best friend died tragically…

Fingers crossed so hard that Jenny McArthy has to testify in front of Claire McCaskill at some point.

Voiceover: "E-cigs...because nothing masks the symptoms of whooping cough quite like a good ol' case of emphysema."

possibly a line of children's books?

Do you mean "Northern Virginia" instead of "North Virginia"? In any case, Edinburg is in the Shenadoah Valley which is not in Northern Virginia.

I read that headline as a Tom Hanks biopic. Which at first I thought was odd, but the recreation of the Bosom Buddies title sequence that I imagined in my head was delightful. Who knew that Tom Hiddleston would look so good in a wrap dress?

Does Jez still do Thighlights? If so, can we start that up again for the World Cup? I want to look at some sexy sexy thighs. And six packs.

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Angry rant ahead. If you dislike angry rants, don't read it and then get upset that I'm being angry. THIS IS AN ANGER ZONE. Ahem...

He looks like the Aaron Carter that Aaron Carter always wanted to be.

Cersei and Jaime

Kanye's Gray Icing. This is all that came to mind.

Bobbie Gentry was the queen! THIS is sheer poetry:

FAIL.

But Reba's version can't touch the original, written and performed by Miss Bobbie Gentry...

Maybe this Eye of Sauron thing is Left Eye looking down judgmentally at Rihanna from heaven.