Kanye's Gray Icing. This is all that came to mind.

Bobbie Gentry was the queen! THIS is sheer poetry:

FAIL.

But Reba's version can't touch the original, written and performed by Miss Bobbie Gentry...

It's a Pnina, so it's okay that your nipples are showing.

Me too.

What the actual fuck is happening here?

I have to say, if I had Rihanna's body, I would walk around naked ALL THE TIME! And I'd stand in front of the mirror everydsy for like an hour staring at my buttnaked hotness ...just sayin'

Maybe this Eye of Sauron thing is Left Eye looking down judgmentally at Rihanna from heaven.

OHHHH TLC the musical group, not TLC the channel. Makes much more sense.

Kinda like this stuff?

This Old House for the WIN - like Rehab Addict there are multiple episodes per project which I love - it only beats the latter because I can only hear into so many times before I want to throw something ... "Oh my gaaaad why would anyone cover this up?!?!"

I have waited so long for Property Brothers erotic fiction to appear that I now realise I have been tasked with creating it.

Oh, the lights on/lights off bathroom at night dilemma! When the lights are off, I worry about Bloody Mary spontaneously conjuring herself up, but whenever I switch the lights on, I have a moment of fear that the sudden bright light is going to reveal something horrible.

Me too. I am 37 this July. My wardrobe mirror does not face my bed. No fucking way.

I'm 32 and I still don't like being in front of a bathroom mirror with the lights off. Bloody Mary is legit

If Candyman and Bloody Mary are mentioned separately three times in a comment thread, they will come out of your computer screen.

One of my college professors dated Candyman for a few years. We invited them to the dining hall one night, and everytime someone would recognize him, their eyes would get wide, and they'd either shriek or whisper with fear, "CANDYMAN!" He found it pretty amusing. And was a really nice guy.