I enjoyed 9JKL when it was on FOX, was called The Grinder, and starred Rob Lowe.

I paid cash money to see My Bloody Valentine in the theater because Jensen Ackles.

“Whites, by a vast margin, speak more clearly.” Boomhauer would like to be excluded from your racist narrative.

This hero served more fashion realness in her living room than 3/4 of the looks at the Met.

Or host your own egg roll and support the arts at the same time!

Dammit Kinja! I’m trying to give a star, not take them away.

I got married on April 1. Like most pranks it seemed like a good idea at the time. It wasn’t.

Andrew Dan-Jumbo or gtfo.

My gyno said the same back in November. I jokingly asked if I should have two IUDs inserted just to be on the safe side, and she was like pretty much. Also, shout out to Dr. Cassidy at Richmond’s Virginia Women’s Center. I was in and out in 15 minutes. This is a bold statement, but she made the experience an…

Here’s something to pass the time while you wait.

Not a dishtowel, but I mean ...

Supernatural won for favorite Sci-Fi show, but Jared and Jensen weren’t invited so here’s a gif of Jensen (as Dean) wearing the fuck out of a suit.

Will Crucifictorius reunite to play the wedding reception?

Yes please.

81. ARE THERE BUGS ON ME?

YES! I never remember the heart-shaped cake, but the penny and the tin cup blew my damn mind as a kid reading the book.

Love the Griddler. Which in my house, thanks to gmail autocorrect, we refer to as the Grizzler.

Love the Griddler. Which in my house, thanks to gmail autocorrect, we refer to as the Grizzler.

I won’t plug the large environmental non profit I work for, but I wanted to share what I wrote on Facebook yesterday (below). We’re all terrified, but also resolved to take care of each other and work our asses off.

Ditto. I was very confused. The Canadian PM has beef with Brad Pitt because why?

Although probably good for Rory lest the Peen of Death strike again.