Coach does not approve.

I have no problem with that. Gracious, funny, smart, loving, strong, takes no shit and suffers no fools. My Mom rocks.

I adore Candice Accola. Caroline Forbes is my spirit animal.

GET SOME HOT WATER! GET SOME IODINE!

Chloe, you were taken from us too soon.

My secret ingredient? Lawn clippings. *wink*

"Stick 'em with the pointy end."

Feels.

Sadly, the opposite is not true for adults. As I learned exactly 12-hours after popping my nephew's pacifier in my mouth. The stupid thing is I knew he had a stomach bug, but when he dropped his bink I just did it reflexively. Definition of the 'ohno' second.

Thank you for reading my mind, TheFilthyGoat! Also, the chord change on the leg guitar kills me DED every time. Every. Time.

*Heavy Sigh* Can we talk about how they're "beefing up darker fare" and "slowly moving into a more twentysomething focus/supernatural market" yet the article doesn't actually mention the show Supernatural? Iijit LA Times.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Ugh. I remember one episode (either The Swan or Extreme Makeover) where the woman wanted to keep her nose (it was a perfectly cromulent nose) because her daughters had her nose and she wanted to maintain some family resemblance. Perfectly reasonable and legit. The surgeon argued with her about it and was a complete…

Did someone say Ringer? HIT HIM AGAIN, BUFFY! HIT HIM AGAIN!

Four was my first, but Nine is my Doctor.

Yay, unattached drifter Christmas!

Cat v/s River Tam. Go!

Two of my favorite things: Little House and exhaustive historical research. Sweet buttery Jebus do I love those books. Head cheese! Inflated pigs bladders! Ma's china shepherdess! I still remember being amazed when Laura and Mary each "only" got a tin cup, a penny, and a piece of hard candy for Christmas.