Dear god, do I love this show. I love it almost too much. I cried when I realized I had watched the last episode last season.

There are benefits to both sides. Really the challenge was figuring out how to live in a similar way button one income.

Hot wheels are cheap, though. I bought a spider man track, a motorcycle trick track, and a dozen cars for the boy I drew in our Christmas angel charity for $66. (He asked for Hotwheels, btw)

Shit, it should be socially acceptable NOW.

I have three children and I have found that kids are like weddings. Justice of the peace? Backyard BBQ? Diamond corsages and fireworks?

You will feel joy and anxiety like you've never felt before, all at the same time. Its awesome/terrible. I say do it. Or don't. Did that help?

Wait, is it bad to be a "cry-it out" er? That shit was hard work, and not for everyone, but sheesh, I had no idea that would keep someone from being friends with me. I'm friends with co-sleepers, and I would never do it, but different strokes for different folks, right?

Everybody has been a baby, consider it paying it forward.

it's beginning.

You're missing out on our key policy points right now -

I'm assuming that some MRA dickbag charm machine is paying for this to protect the rights of assholes everywhere to actively terrorize the women with the temerity to leave them.

This ridiculous internet narcissism that has people thinking it is appropriate or good to demand that certain celebrities date while others are a terrible match is a sickness. It reinforces all the crazy "publicist setting up the dates" bullshit that makes celebrity a toxic environment.

Well, Elonis's ex specifically got a restraining order against him, and he posted these rings to her and her sister's Facebook pages, if I remember correctly. I don't know if Eminem was subject to a no contact order, but it seems different to say awful things about someone in a setting with people who do not know them…

Yes, and those people are dumb.

I don't get the whole hate-boner so many male critics have for romance novels. It's not like some of the greatest books of all time aren't essentially romance novels or stories.

If you can recommend a good Nicholas Sparks book, I can recommend a good short pier to take a long walk on. I like this Jodi. We should be friends.

To be fair, I think Nicholas Sparks is pretty widely dismissed as pointless wankery too.

I saw it this weekend - really loved it. The grimness, the war, the sick, pleasure that Coin and Plutarch took in her pain and anguish knowing that it would sell to the masses. God Philip Seymour Hoffman was brilliant. And I am SO Team Neither! Why don't folks understand the story/character??? It's NOT about her…

Dude, I am AMAZED your child made it out of infanthood alive, man. I mean, clearly you have screwed her up foreeeeever.

We shouldn't have to explain why...