These people are all screwing their kids up big-time. Isn't that what parenting is, though? Ask my son in 25 years, I promise you he'll blame his father and me (mostly me though, amirite?) for all his problems.

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…

Oh for god's sake. All of our spirit days in high school were usually based on something harmless, like different decades. OMG, WEAR A POODLE SKIRT AND CAT EYE GLASSES! OMG, WEAR TIE DYE AND JOHN LENNON GLASSES! OMG, CRIMP YOUR HAIR AND WEAR GIANT SHOULDER PADS! (Of course I never participated, because angst.) In an…

rootin' tootin' (did I do that right?)

We need another Clive Owen appreciation post. Pics, plz.

First of all, this opens the door to plea bargain discussions, and shows the prosecutors aren't fucking around and the plea won't be community service. Secondly, charging a bunch of separate charges/counts gives the jury the opportunity to convict on a lesser count if they feel like 10 life sentences is too much,…

You overcharge so that there's a greater incentive to take a plea deal.

Yeah I think that's part of the problem. He lets out steam on the net because he can't release IRL. I don't care what people say, but couples who don't fight are suspicious as hell.

Eat or don't eat what you want, but her glazed-eyes-mouth-breathing-red-carpet-movie-star face mostly just reads to me as "My blood sugar is low." *shrug*

Thanks! I know I sounded really serious, I'm not even that mad if people want to make shallow music. But if you want to seriously critique something that is pretty trash to begin with, then be ready seriously critique the whole deal, right?

My first reaction was of course he was her best onscreen kiss. That's because he was her ONLY onscreen kiss.

I'm pretty sure he just bogarted someone else's better kissing style. And when confronted about it, he'll start walking around with a bag on his head that reads "No Longer Giving Make-Outs".

I cannot tell you how happy it makes me that other people call him "the beef." Because I really wish everyone did.

1. Get rid of your shitty artwork

I thought that was gross too. The whole thing is an entirely unironic ode to the culture of superficiality. Singling out the black cultural appropriation aspects as the thing without which the video would have been inoffensive avoids critique of the fact that this is our popular culture's message, and is pretty much…

I have stains that aren't period stains. I have discharge stains. Many. Am I actually the only one on earth, or is talking about discharge such a taboo that no one will admit it?

Yup- though, if it makes you feel better,

The idea of "class coffee" pisses me off. School administrators know that many parents work during the day, yet they set these things up anyway, and now you get to feel like a shitty person for not being able to invest in your kid's education or whatever. And notice that it's only supposed to be with the mothers; it's…

How many dads were at class coffee?