FAN: Hey you’re that guy from TV with the hot exotic wife. Does she really sound that annoying in real life?

um...shouldn't it be Tali Zorah Vas North Carolina?

This is a really

If I never again had to worry about money, I'd probably drive something luxurious, yet fun. A nice, safe GT car of some sort. Since I still have my left foot, it'd be a stick, which means Porsche or Aston Martin.

Congrats My X-type is too a real jaguar, EarlZ ,m4ximusprim3, and themanwithsause on COTD. Lets gather round and discuss this some more with some fresh and hot as fuck loaded potato soup, enjoy :]

Tis the only explanation that makes sense.

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I swear to god, all the north/south streets in my hood had sand, and all the E/W ones didn't. Heckuva time tooling my mazda around in parking lots though. Traction Control be damned!

but I've got a feeling a hefty bribe was required to get an inspection sticker on this thing

That was the readout of the water temp gauge in my car late last week...

Why The Chiefs Lost

I wish I could recommend this twice.

Everybody was kung fu fighting.

Hey, I'd like to see you try adjusting your balls inside one of those without looking silly.

Ford GT's headlight is the number 100 in celebration of Ford Motor Company's centennial anniversary. http://jalopnik.com/5249176/the-fo…

"We will do what we do every night, try to take over the world."

Winner by default, because racecar

A Puffalump - $10-$70, depending on rarity and condition

Pretty sure it was.