Why are there a bunch of 1980's workout tights running around bodiless on the field?

Great write up!

There is a bulge in the hood and a bulge in my pants. It's the battle of the bulges up in here.

Anything Ringbrothers is good for me!

Vaughn Gittin Jr's Mustang RTR-X

Sinister.

The most badass looking car ever!!!

It only came in one color for a reason.

Please stop recommending this joke. It was terrible and I'm sorry.

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?

In Russia, road crashes into you.

"It's got airbags, so the ride quality has to be awesome." Is this the stancer's new mantra? Who can substantiate these claims?

Conan just wades into these things with a pocketful of fucks and doesn't give one.

TA actually stands for Titty Anal. It was named by a child with turrets. They were his only words after first seeing the new Viper.

What in the sam hell

The least they could do was give us Tebow.

"Placekicker Josh Scobee has made all nine of his extra point attempts,..."

Some guys know how to get sympathy out of just one ball. For a while, anyway.