true but your initial comment implies that rural areas of the US are sub-first-world. that’s...problematic at best. :)

Emma, you forgot #52, just ahead of Tom Brady: Beinghitby A. Car.

Was there with my wife and my folks. My dad is the most lukewarm Rockies fan among us (he likes them, but has always been meh on baseball and mainly relies on my mom to keep him informed of their record, which is usually trash by this time of year). We were all on our feet when Nolan came to the plate. Then that first…

$1,000/month for six months to $70,000 a year plus bonuses? Power never gives voluntarily; you have to fight for it, every damn time. Solidarity.

You must be new to Deadspin Barry, we call those dongs here.

Jason Marquis?!?!

It’s a special moment when you can say ‘Thank god for that monster truck rally’ and have empirical evidence to support it.

So basically if you screw up really bad at the altar all you have to do is run back into the room naked, avoid your in-laws best as possible (especially your mother-in-law since it’s likely she’s an elite demon unit with immunity to fire), retrieve your corpse, and continue with the ceremony.

The Stars have been largely directionless since they moved from Minnesota.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

As a Philadelphia area native, I can’t stand the Boston area fans, but absolutely fuck the Yinzers, East Ohio (Pissburgh), their shitty fans and their rapey quarterback directly in the ass.

Wins Above Resurrection

Nailed it.

I agree. If they wanted to write and include the note to her- fine. But posting it publicly is crossing boundaries/ a bit of a violation to me. Not cool.

Nah, the important hemispherical separation is along the International Date Line and Prime Meridian.

Rio is in the same hemisphere so the water drains the same as in Australia.

What’s the wager? I’ll put money on you can’t in 8 tries

I read somewhere that they’ve lost a lot of games. Hurts their All Star prospects.