Soccer is a sport that has been played for generations. basketball is a gym class game designed to keep schoolkids running around indoors without hurting themselves during shitty New England winters.

Bottom line, it wasn’t his or Tesla’s fault that a truck driver made a left turn into oncoming traffic. It is a human problem, not an engineering one.

I'm a Pirates fan, so I'm all about Rocktober and Clint Hurdle's beautiful, strawberry tinted face and fist sized wad of gum.

After Jeffrey Loria, Monfort is the worst owner in baseball. But Coors Field is one of the best ballparks in the bigs, must visit if you can.

‘O Canada’, Guard Won’t Stand On Thee

This is the most delicious dead-horse soup I have ever tasted.

It’s like an endless game of whack-a-mole, except the moles are boners

As a San Francisco native currently living in NYC, one of the things I miss the most is morning football.

As a lifelong West Coaster who gets to watch a lot of sports in the morning, (with accompanying bloody marys), can be done with NFL football in time to sober up for dinner if necessary, and watch the East Coast feed of Game of Thrones and be in bed by 10, I have three things to say to you: “Neener. Neener. Neener.”

Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

Speaking of baked things, so I’m at the spot and I’m getting my yams and this old lady cruises up to me like I’m the town yam monger or whatever, and she asks me what I do with them. “Bake them,” I said, “and then mash them.” I noticed she had her phone in her hand, up real high under her big thick ass glasses. She…

“we all have to fuck the goat” is my new patriarchy metaphor i think

Do other people know you’re fucking a goat?

That was fucking terrifying.

they had all of recorded human history up until about 2003 to get good at it.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

We can, but let’s not assume they were men. Women are amazing pilots, as well!