Okay. This might be the most evil thing I ever did in my life. I had a friend who was a pilot for Dash Air. Mostly just freight, occasional passengers, that flew between Northern and Southern California. He would sometimes drop in for a visit when in Los Angeles. On one visit, he complained that his copilot was a big…

I am a bit phobic about air travel. I’m the spazzy person who white knuckles the arm rest and goes into meditative breathing anytime the captain mentions it’s time to buckle up because we have some turbulence ahead. But twice now I have been seated next to the only person on the plane who was more afraid to fly than I…

My boob.

I have 10 year old twin nephews. They are obsessed with bathrooms and need to check out every bathroom that we pass. We’re on a smaller plane heading home from vacation, when one of them decides that would be a good time to take a long ass dump. He was in there for 15 mins stinking up the plane. A line had formed and…

Why didn’t she get kicked off the flight? It sounds like she was making people sick.

I think someone should be taught that “taut” is the word they were looking for.

Pedant corner: “Taut”.

Maybe someone taught them about tautness? ;)

THIS. Jalopnik needs more of this, and this would have made a great reality show!

The 2016 F-150 Limited will start around $60,000. Pricing will be announced later this summer.

(Disclosure: I manage Ford Truck Communications)

I have long been a proponent of the expensive truck. People with money get all, well, MOST of the luxury, space and features of a BMW 5 series, but with a bed. Guys like me, 6’4” and 270lbs, don’t fit very well in most cars. Truck, yup. You can still get a bare bones work truck. Everyone wins.

Panthers are in bad, bad shape.

Not the same car, but I wanted to share:

I recently rented a 2015 Santa Fe by accident; the classic I show up, and the car they rented me was not available (free upgrade, YAY!).

I was absolutely blown away. The outside looked great. The AWD worked as good as any audi I’ve owned (lots) even with ok all-seasons. The…

“Gutless” and “chickenshit”? Maybe it’s not cowardice. Maybe they just really don’t enjoy wasting their time over bullshit with some fucking salesperson. There are are plenty of things I don’t like that I pay others to do for me - I’m not a fan of cleaning my bathrooms, so I pay someone else to do it for me. And some…

So let’s see if I’ve got this straight: the security guard didn’t notice for two hours that a family was roaming the lot, opening and sitting in cars, etc., after all the employees had gone home?

If they can hear your music, asshole, then it isn’t at a reasonable volume. Why is it so fucking hard to understand that?

There should be no negotiation though.

You certainly make it sound like anyone who shops at CarMax is getting duped. I bought my car there specifically so I wouldn’t have to deal with slimy used car dealers, knowing full well they are not the cheapest. People want to tell me that I could have gotten a better deal but NOT IF I CAN’T LAND THAT DEAL! I’m not…

I would say CarMax may be a victim of DeMuro.

Bit of a risk for Houston. The only way Lawson fits there is if he can first admit that he has a problem.