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After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

What shitty browsers are you people using that necessitates these comments on every post? I don't get many ads, no autoplay, and certainly nothing crashing the site.

“Did you know that when visiting foreign countries, Viktor Krum opts to shit on the floor as a display of dominance? And he doesn’t magic it away!

It’s not relevant until Ellen picks a side.

Not everyone has full coverage. Not sure of the laws in Canada, but in most US states the mandatory insurance required (Collision Insurance) covers only the damage you do to others’ cars and property should you have caused an accident.

It’s not a seeded bracket.

Don’t forget Toronto, Montreal, Salt Lake City and Denver!

“Don’t worry, we’ve assessed the situation, and we believe he simply needs more blankets”

Yes. No.

Carlsen now gets to enjoy his prize of being the only human allowed to yell, “This ain’t checkers, muthafucka!” for the next 12 months. Congratulations, muthafucka!

I starred this

States that call themselves “commonwealths” should be represented on the flag by something other than a star. Maybe an asterisk.

Penn State had a marathon read (reading a book start to finish aloud, with different people volunteering) and Sue Paterno was the first reader in its inaugural year. The book was Catch-22, which Joseph Heller wrote at PSU way back when. She refused to pronounce the word ‘shit’ on the first page, and was visibly

If I had to choose, once and for all time, I’d pick McDonald’s over Wendy’s too. Wendy’s just doesn’t deliver the nostalgia that Mickey D’s cheeseburgers, McNuggets, fries, and chocolate shakes deliver, and you can’t put a price on that. It’s like Coke vs. Pepsi; I grew up with Coke so Coke will always win.

This is serial killer behavior 

As someone with an HEB I am sure Publix is nice but I am quite content

I believe the preferred term is “charismatic megafauna.”

Namaste.

In my area, Publix will give you a $10 gift card to get the flu shot. I know where I’m going.

I’m judging you.  Moron.