After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

What shitty browsers are you people using that necessitates these comments on every post? I don't get many ads, no autoplay, and certainly nothing crashing the site.

“Did you know that when visiting foreign countries, Viktor Krum opts to shit on the floor as a display of dominance? And he doesn’t magic it away!”

It’s not relevant until Ellen picks a side.

Racism, mostly.

It was lost to Western Europe (hence, “The Dark Ages”), but in the Middle East (and places like the Byzantine Empire) it certainly wasn’t. In fact, Europe brought much of the tech (domes, round towers/walls for fortifications, etc) back from the Middle East after the crusades.

Not everyone has full coverage. Not sure of the laws in Canada, but in most US states the mandatory insurance required (Collision Insurance) covers only the damage you do to others’ cars and property should you have caused an accident.

It’s not a seeded bracket.

Don’t forget Toronto, Montreal, Salt Lake City and Denver!

“Don’t worry, we’ve assessed the situation, and we believe he simply needs more blankets”

Yes. No.

Carlsen now gets to enjoy his prize of being the only human allowed to yell, “This ain’t checkers, muthafucka!” for the next 12 months. Congratulations, muthafucka!

Train station in Chicago, guy said he and his family were trying to get home and “ran out of money”. I pulled out $20 to get to my $5 and he snatched that 20 and ran off yelling “KELLY, WE CAN GO HOME!”

I live in NJ.  If someone from NJ is asking for money, it’s a scam.  That is all.

DST is stupid, but not as stupid as the concept of changing your clocks twice a year. Arizona doesn’t observe DST, NO ONE ELSE SHOULD EITHER. Just leave the clocks alone. Its an obsolete custom.

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States that call themselves “commonwealths” should be represented on the flag by something other than a star. Maybe an asterisk.

Penn State had a marathon read (reading a book start to finish aloud, with different people volunteering) and Sue Paterno was the first reader in its inaugural year. The book was Catch-22, which Joseph Heller wrote at PSU way back when. She refused to pronounce the word ‘shit’ on the first page, and was visibly…

The cat deserves much better.