Lincoln made powered ones in the ‘80s. Why can’t someone do it now?

I hope you like pitching changes.

Outlaws gerrymandering and assigns the drawing of political districts to a nonpartisan commission or, even better, to a nonpartisan computer program.

That’s what HamNo is advocating for even if he doesn’t have the guts to say so.

Too complicated and will take way too long. Here’s a much more efficient way of reforming our current government:

It costs a great deal of money to be poor in America.

It’s definitely more Westfield than Northampton if you know your Massachusetts geography.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

Manfred wants Buffalo to market itself better first.

Sorry the world doesn’t revolve around times convenient for you. Maybe when you get up to pee at 1:30am you can catch the eight and ninth.

No, because it’s those tiny percentages that really matter in terms of risk. It’s not about making the data pretty, it’s about how close we are to the herd immunity thresholds for various vaccines, which are in the 90's.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

You went to K State. A lot more than 5 minutes has been stolen from you.

Supreme Court: *snap*

Damn, if only you knew of a site that had almost weekly deals on legit sous vide circulators.

Nope, “shoot the moon” is what I meant. Look up the phrase in relation to card games like Hearts. It basically means to go for it all.

Here in the modern world, we SET the limits at 80mph. One day the east coast may advance from the middle ages.

You do know they’re just words, right? Just collections of grunts and syllables, man.

Deadspin:
Thanks for a tiny bit of Rockies coverage, but you missed the story from the night before. Jenny Cavnar became the first woman to call play-by-play for an MLB TV broadcast. Just a heads up, because I never would have seen that story if it weren’t in my market.