Lol. Ludacris owns, amongst other things, the Chrysler ME412 concept car. His game is far above yours.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Looks like water being pushed past the anchors on the sides of the hull and running up the channel where the anchor chain runs to the winch in the top of the deck.

It’s Littoraly going 45 knots.....

Hah! I win!

Literally as I was sending in today’s column, the alarm started going off for no reason. Not kidding.

he didn’t know they were driving until he followed them out.

I agree that it should definitely be the responsibility of a server making less than $3 per hour to ensure that two adults don’t do anything ridiculously stupid after drinking too much at a restaurant.

Uh, yes. Yes, we are, because fuck them.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

“P.S. Fuck you”