I've been watching so much Trailer Park Boys lately that this was the first thing that came to mind.

The Lares unit was off route per the permit

Standard tractor height is 12'6", trailers like the CR England trailer in the picture are 13'6" so this would be a sufficient height bridge. Anything travelling that route would have to get an overheight permit from the state and they would be instructed to exit at some point before that and take the service road in…

Pretty obvious by the fact that it was an over height truck that hit the bridge and this truck in the picture is a standard dry van that this particular truck driver was a victim in this accident and you're pretty shitty for saying that about them

Just watch this video of it going through the first corner at Sydney Motorsports Park at nearly 200 MPH to see what I'm talking about.

"...during a car cruise from Houston to Galveston."

For the love of god, don't drive drunk.

The obvious answer for me...

It's weird and slightly cultish that they're all so damn happy.

"This isn't my arm"

This is what Texas' new plate color options were meant for...

Long story short

This guy's arms are the single strongest piece of evidence that man evolved from apes that I've ever seen.

They did an episode of Brain Games about this concept

This is why video and the internet were created.

Not going to lie, I now want to go to a Famous Footwear.

You poor poor soul

Go back to your state! I kid of course, you have to come down here to get good beer.

While that may be technically true, it's still a pretty good indication of the compound of the tire itself. A wider tire is almost always going to have a grippier compound than that of a skinnier tire. Plus wider tires increase the chances that you're making contact with the road since we all know there's no such…

This and the Ram Promaster. Only 2 reasonable options on this list.