lol! I like how you try to reframe it as "Gosh! The tv is just not the way to go!" What an interesting .... sidestep! But, okay ...

as a former resident of the southern tier of new york, there isn't a fuck of a lot else for these people to get riled up about. quite frankly, i'm surprised they were able to stop fucking their farm animals long enough to figure out what the internet is.

NFL players have been known to do this before. Before the Super Bowl, Eugene Robinson offered to swap a couple Lincolns for a Hummer.

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

I've heard this story before...

Thus marking the first time in recent memory that Clinton's Littlewood got his team out of trouble.

Probably because cops routinely, like, straight-up kill people and get away with it, so why would tripping result in any kind of blowback?

If you have a job where you can get suspended from twitter you are a douche.

Did I miss something? Is this not Texas? Is this cop not armed?

That kid got lucky, as the brave hero was merely trying to "restore order" by injuring the students. If he had actually "feared for his safety" he would have shot her fourteen times, along with the school mascot who appeared to "lunge at him" in a "threatening manner".

That's disgusting. What made him think he could do this in such a public setting and get away with it?

In response to what Aaron said, people sent racist hate mail. How can you try to argue that the racist hate mail doesn't correspond to racism? Of course you can have ideological differences about politics. That's a fucking given. But, in this case, the backlash is absolutely racial — otherwise, I'd love to know…

Tono Romo as Paul Lynde?

[fart noises] (+1)

+.5 silverbacks have tiny dongs

Two in the pink, one in the clink.

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

Ross was identified by his clothing

It's because the biggest station in VT, WEQX out of Manchester plays them a ton, and everyone in the EQX listening area gets an earful of them. EQX is pretty great and spoils us, compared to 99% of the radio out there.