"Kevin Ward Jr did his impersonation of a suicidal rabbit"

He's a Chucker!

I thought it was conversion vans. As in: "Yes, sweetheart. If you push that button back there by the box of Laffy Taffy, that couch will turn in to a bed. Wanna see?"

Gas and oil companies have been doing the same thing for years: Donate $500 to the local little league to repair the pitching machine all the while just destroying the land and the health of the people they claim to be helping. It works. It really does.

Pictured: American greatness with an enormous boner for terrorist to suck!

TROLL ALERT!!!

Because he would house me in a hot second, I realize this makes me an electronic tough guy. What a bitch Hernandez has turned out to be. You don't come off as all that courageous when you are accused punching a handcuffed dude, sneak-shooting folks, wearing zubas and catching Tom Brady's balls. Rot, you bitch!

He recently tested positive for acid washed jeans.

After I used Drake for two straight hours, I laid across Two Chairs and drifted to sleep with the smell of decaying leaves etched in my mind. For that fleeting moment, all was well. The whole scenario got completely f****d when my wife woke me by whipping me with 2 Chainz and screaming that there were still leaves…

So far, Bob in Atlantic City said it best.

That was clearly a nut job.

What's the matter? Did a priest touch your pee pee?

She's come a long way since she had that stroke a while back.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Todd Aiken is in the house!

Fortunately, in Missouri, the female body has a way of shutting those things down. Even in circumstances where the female wanted it a little.

Posting to figure out how to see the comments, 'cause they won't load.

Dudes with this narrow band of problem solving skills can only be described as a "Bitch". ***Ducks for cover***

Aww! What's the matter? Don't they have any room for a gourmet food truck and a craft beer/pretentious asshole tent nearby?

"Hawkins Jessica Romo": Hilarious.

Being an official member of the US Olympic delegation at the Sochi Olympic, now that he's come out, he'll really be shoving it down the Russian's throat. I'm sure that will difficult for the hosts to swallow.