"What are you supposed to do with all these numbers?"

The answer to what one man would do if he only had minutes left before he died. Hope the storm did not change course.

Good luck Qatar. It always takes a lot to get one, but how much dignity, lost friends and money will it cost to keep it?

I'm partial to the, "Hey, now!" Babba Booey, y'all!

Errrrrr! Puppy in the ROAD!

Mind numbing!

I don't see the virgin mary. Sorry.

OMG! Landscape mode!

ATTENTION: Running Douches. This string is exactly why everyone in your office hates you.

Runners...Pffft!

And if Texans have their way, black ants will never be allowed in.

Pictured: Tim Tebow after he finally learned he isn't fit to be an NFL QB.

Too soon.

Are we sure this is even illegal in Texas?

Damn AstroGlide!

Strip bar baseball cap: Check.

George, congratulations on being Hispanic

Cheerio, Dennis Farina!

Thank you, George Zimmerman!

Wandering aimlessly in his pajamas?