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It can't be that fucking hard to find a symbol unrelated to a failed secession over the right to own human beings. If you can't find a symbol of your heritage other than that, then maybe your heritage is fucking garbage.

All you did was type out one long excuse for abusive behavior and try to hide behind an unsupported assertion that this is how it is, how it's always been and how it will always be.

"Better than the ride on the H train." - Philip Seymour Hoffman

"NCAA president Mark Emmert continues to prattle on about the sanctity of the "student-athlete," the amateur. At this point, he might as well be Nicolae Ceausescu touting the glories of communism to a square filled with citizens in the throes of democratic revolt."

[Shortly after taking this photo, Candice and Hawkins head to second floor of mall. Tony opts for the nearby J. Crew, in the meantime]

Awww, how adorable! Little Hawkins has his mother's masochism.

Being an official member of the US Olympic delegation at the Sochi Olympic, now that he's come out, he'll really be shoving it down the Russian's throat. I'm sure that will difficult for the hosts to swallow.

"oooh a quarter!!"

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Now the middle class is spoiled too? I guess there aren't many of us left so I didn't notice.

what crystal ball allowed you to see what "class" he is?