I want to tell you guys how much I love my boss who has literally invented work for me to do from home so I can get paid. I’m an office administrator and no one’s in the office. It’s a religious nonprofit and we’ve shut our whole campus down.

Both Trump and Pence could get the virus, die, and then Nancy Pelosi would be president!

“I don’t take responsibility at all.”

I’m not sure about child care, but I know many counties around here (DC area) have set up meal schedules at the schools so kids can continue to eat there. And in at least one county, parents can join their kid(s) for $2.

I wanna know when we’re going to get coronavirus in the ICE concentration camps. I mean detention centers. I’m sure that ICE is trying their very hardest to fade into the background now. They won’t try to test, they won’t try to get them, they’ll just continue to ignore any illness or distress in their captives. They…

Hey odango atama, play that “Curb Your Enthusiasm” music please...

Fuck Donald Trump 

“We have a nice selection of elderly people in our small neighborhood, so I’ve stocked up on rice, beans, pasta, farro, a variety of Aisian noodles, canned vegetables, shelf milk, coconut milk, butter, frozen vegetables, lots of flatbread in the freezer, etc.”

WTF is wrong with people? Don’t they know that “pandemic” and “international crisis” are just other ways of saying “opportunity”?

Is Jared done with the opioid epidemic and the middle east unpleasantness already?  I’m so glad he’s on top of this pandemic and those other minor issues...

There’s something I find remarkable about my own capacity, even three-plus years in, to underestimate the absolute reckless incompetence of this administration.

While this comes as no particular surprise, kudos to Dr. Kloss for exposing the ineptitude from his family-adjacent perspective.

BUT IT HAS NEVER BEFORE ITCHED AS MUCH AS EVERY PART OF IT DOES IN THIS VERY MOMENT

I, a white man, had been told at different times by Quest Diagnostics that I was pregnant and that I should get tested for sickle cell.

So praying on it didn't work?

“We think the key, Savannah, is going to be commercial laboratories like Labcorp and Quest who are already spinning up production at the president’s direction last week on tests that can be available on a broad basis for the American people,” Pence said.”

““Frankly, we’re the world leader in infectious diseases.””

Yeah, he’s about to be right, but not in the way that he thinks. 

I always read Joel Osteen and think Haley Joel Osment. That’s all.