Small note: Saff is a trans man, apparently, and prefers male pronouns.  The documentary just misgendered him.

Even though your face was probably right where the toys had been at some point? Most dishwashers sterilize, you know.

That brother and sister are definitely fucking.

Influenzers amirite

excuse me. just to clarify. the joke is...that this grown, adult human...licks a toilet seat. in an airplane. and that is the prank they're playing on humanity? do they know...that they had to lick an airplane toilet seat to do this prank? and that it's on the internet so when their 15 minutes are done and they need…

It sounds like Hamilton Nolan is writing under the pen name Joan Summers. 

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

She clearly printed that out using a printer that is running low on black ink, wrote on it and then had her assistant Karen scan it and post it. Just delightful.

You know what the difference between us is? My name, my face, and my social media link are right there. I stand by everything I say and don’t talk shit anonymously.

Maybe you should stop writing compliments -- you’re bad at it.

I’m with you.

Nobody cares about your boner.

John LEGEND’S “Imagine”?

Both hands, now wash both hands

Both tits, now calm both tits

Although I haven’t listened to Ani songs in a long while, this made my day.

“Revenge is a dish best served with fecal matter”?

So this is a modern age version of that “Please God I’m Only 17" garbage Ann Landers would publish every prom season...

WAIT WHAT?

I quit reading after this: