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Not just medical professionals need those masks. My father’s manufacturing company is having a very difficult time finding N95 masks to protect the workers against fiberglass. This is a very dangerous situation not only for his employees, but also is concerning if his company is not alone in their quest to find

If you are older or in compromised health (including a fever or cough), please do wear a mask on airplanes or in crowded spaces.

Aniston is living the dream. no whiny husband, goddess circle on fridays, Cabo with comedy writers 3x a year, and brad pitt texts sometimes to wish you well. 5 stars

I was also thinking that the persistent use of “U” also lessens the impact of Bob’s very harsh words to his brother. Although, perhaps that makes it burn even more, to know they were punched out on an iPhone screen, as though he is casually expressing his utter revulsion for Harvey.

Lol - while Jennifer spends the rest of her life living on the beach with her doggies, smoking the finest herb California has to offer, and spending her Friends money.

Ah yes, the old "sex addict = sexual predator" defense. Guess what, Harvey? You weren't addicted to sex. You were addicted to frightening vulnerable women. Go rot in a hole forever. 

So am I the last person who always types y-0-u?

I hope he spends the rest of his (short) life making hand sanitizer.  

It is interesting that you seem to want to blame women for slut-shaming so bad but can’t use the google to find one of the bazillion bad (and some legit) articles that agree with you.

While that’s true, the fact that he’s putting his tell all behind a paywall rather than talking to a journalist (I have no doubt Ronan would take his call) is sketchy enough that it’s eating into the benefit of the doubt I might otherwise give him on this. I believe him when he says that he was raped as a child and I

She looks like she is wearing stilts in that header image!

Why use the colonized name for Uluru in this recap? Even the show uses “Uluru” in their chyron, not “Ayers Rock”?

How does a man urinate without touching his penis? Genuinely curious. I’ve been married to one for almost 40 years, and sometimes I shame him about not washing his hands when he comes out of the bathroom. He claims he always does at the office. I sure hope so. 

Or more coffee

One of my co-workers was at Costco yesterday and in front of him in line was a guy in his 80's with a cart filled to the brim with just ice cream and wine. He’s doing it right.

There is only one true Fierce Queen of the animal kingdom and she is the female angler fish. She absorbs the male into her body until he is just a pair of gonads that she can harvest for sperm when needed.

You show up fifteen minutes late to avoid embarrassing the host if they are behind in their preparations for the evening, the exact same reason you should NEVER be early for a dinner party unless you’ve already cleared it with the host. This is pretty basic etiquette, actually, in the US at least. Other countries

Hyenas? They give birth out of an enlarged clitoris which sounds and is awful. But they’re boss bitches.

The acceptable window is 15-30 minutes after the “start time.” When I’ve hosted dinner parties, I always have a bit of a cocktail hour with some snacks because I anticipate people arriving at different times. Your cyclist friends will be unencumbered by traffic and probably be early. Your parent friends will be

Sir, can you kindly shut the whole, entire fuck up with this trolling? Thanks. Stop pretending to be with us; you’re not.